Hey you! Yeah, YOU!

OH MY! Did I scare you with my loud Opera voice? An Opera voice HAS TO BE LOUD, you know? And I want to become an Opera singer, so I have to practice my loud Opera voice ALL THE TIME…

Okay, tell me: what is your favorite burger topping? Well, let me tell you mine: nothing, but NO-thing beats mayonnaise and bacon! Take a good look at me: see the crown on top of my head? Btw, this beautiful crown of mayo shows that I am the Queen of all fast foods (Queen B they call me), and goes perfectly well with both my traditional mantle of bacon topping, and my fresh, crisp green lettuce gown.

Got to run now, FAST! Remember: SING ALOUD! ALWAYS!

Your loud and bossy friend, Burger Bernice












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